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Joel and Phil remember the good ol' days.

Includes a High Score quickie.

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Episode 08
Aired January 16, 2004
Duration
3:21
Places Phil's House
Characters Phil
Joel
RD and DG
Episode Guide Here


TranscriptEdit

{Opening Sequence}

PHIL: Hey. Remember that time we--

JOEL: NO!

{Ending Credits}

{Cut to Phil's bedroom in the High Score world}

JOEL: Well, that was easy. What do you wanna do now?

PHIL: I'm going to sleep for twenty hours, because my dream life rocks. Much harder, I might add, than this pitiful real life.

JOEL: Phil, did you get that game done? Because I'm ready for you to give it to me.

PHIL: You mean the game you wanted me to finish in a day? {The camera zooms in on his face} The game you wanted to make because you saw Strong Bad do it? {The camera zooms in again. Phil's eyes are bloodshot} The game that reminds me of the bitter regrets I face in keeping you around? {He leans towards Joel} THAT GAME JOEL!?

JOEL: Did you get it done?

PHIL{Annoyed} YES I DID.

{Close up of the game. It's an NES cartridge with a blue-haired guy on the front}

JOEL: Oh, snap! ...Why is it an NES game?

PHIL: Because no self-respecting American company would touch it.

JOEL: Well, American games suck anyway. Hello, anachronox. Ha ha HA! I'm topical AND witty.

PHIL: Riiight... Well, anyway, my only option with fifty dollars was to outsource to a Hong Kong company called 'FODA'... I think they meant to call themselves 'SODA'... But anyway... I played the game and it sucks.

JOEL: I think I'll be the judge of that. JUDGING AMY.

{Cut to the TV. The game turns on}

PHIL: I hate you.

{The title screen is shown on the TV}

JOEL: Oh, man. This is boss already.

PHIL: Yeeaah... Speaking of which, there are no bosses. Just thought you'd like to know that...

JOEL: Dude, bosses are stupid anyway...

{Joel presses start. The story screen pops up. It says: 'JOEL'S GIRLFLIEND MINDY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE EVIL LOGOX!! PLEPARE TO RESCUE!!}

PHIL: Mindy? Who's Mindy?

JOEL: Uh... Mindy! My girlfriend! Come on, Phil! Everyone knows her. Because the game is in millions of homes right now.

PHIL: It isn't. What about June?

JOEL: Oh, uh... She-she's old... Uh, who was she again?

PHIL: And who's Logox?!

JOEL: Dude! He's my rival! He's been a jerk, and now I'm gonna get revenge. High Score 2: Bloodlines...

{Joel plays the game and collects a few coins.}

PHIL: So you're going to defeat him by collecting coins?

{Cut back to the real world}

JOEL: Y'KNOW, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH.

{Phil backs away}

JOEL: That's what I thought. Oh, wait. I'm forgetting to do something, aren't I?

{We cut to a still of ToonZone, with a subtitle beneath it reading "Toon Zone - Tuesday, 2010". The camera is zoomed in on RD, who's head is bursted open at the bottom like a tomato}

DG: Ugghh... My insides hurt...

{Camera zooms out, showing DG badly beaten, and that he has a sock on his remaining hand}

DG: BUT WE CAN STILL DO THE PUPPET SHOW!

RD: We shouldn't do this anymore.

{Mini-Credits}

Fun FactsEdit

TriviaEdit

  • SEASON 1 ANTI-EPISODE
  • Originally, this episode had a second set of credits, after the High Score segment. It was just the normal credits, in white text on a blank black screen, and the credits music was "Dub 56" by The Toasters.

GoofsEdit

  • Phil says that the game has no bosses. However, there is a boss in stage 5.

GlitchesEdit

  • The dialogue for the High Score quickie used to start during the credits. This glitch was probably caused by replacing Shed Some Skin with Total Soundalike, and has since been fixed.
  • The "YOU DIE" music from Joel's Adventure used to play during the RD and DG scene. This also has been fixed.

Real-World ReferencesEdit

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